March 2012
184 posts
That moment when you haven't seen your best friend in forever
What I do as soon as I get home, unless I'm already wearing pajamas
Waking up to the hot guy/girl from the bar last night
And they’re still hot in the morning
When I say I want to lose weight, and someone suggests I stop eating so much candy
And they act like it’s really obvious, like:
But I’m like:
When a girl says she loves watching sports
But I know she’s just trying to impress the guys we’re with
Whenever I go out for margaritas, I suddenly think I'm in Mexico
Someone asks me as question, and I’m just like:
When my friend & her bf are having the same fight they always have
I’m just like:
When you get an email about how much work you have to do, before you even get to work
When my friend is so drunk that she's flirting with a really ugly guy
I post up at the bar like:
When the line for the womens' room is too long, so I just go in the men's room instead
I walk in there like:
When I do well on an exam I didn't study for
At first I’m like:
But then I’m just like:
When you're already doing a million things at once, and someone asks you to do them a favor
It’s just like,
When you're already doing a million things at once, and someone asks you to do them a favor
It’s just like,
When you're playing never-have-i-ever with your crush
and your friend starts to call you out on some embarrassing shit:
When I think I see my friend's boyfriend out on a date with another girl
I’m just like,

